BMW : Berliner Motorrad Werke
FORD : First on Road to Dump
SAAB : Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
ALITALIA : Always late in Take-off and late in Arrival
TWA : Takeoff with another
BR : Blöder Rundfunk
TWA : Time-Waste Airlines
AEG : Ans Elend gebunden
LISP : Lots of Irritating and Senseless Parentheses
AIDS : Ab in den Sarg